January 2009
Newsflash: Wal-Mart Preys On Stupid People
three days ago, we were watching tv and i said this exact thing and he laughed…i knew i should have written it…lesson learned, husbands always steal ideas, then pretend they never heard you say that.
thejerkstore:
I just saw a commercial for Wal-Mart’s new check cashing service. For only $3, Wal-Mart will cash your check! The target audience, of course, is the large portion of the...
more fun at the studio
one of my teen students laughed so hard on monday that she peed her pants. what can you do? i tried to make her feel better by saying “it happens to the best of us” and shrugging it off…i hope that worked!
(don’t ask what suddenly jogged my memory…)
dammit!
so the hubby has a snow day today to, and we were going to spend it watching more outdated wrestling, only to go to the ppv channel and find that the only one available today is the ‘09 royal rumble. we are not paying $40 for wrestling when we got “better” wrestlers last night for $2…
wrestling
so after watching the wrestler this weekend and loving it, the hubby and i are watching royal rumble. so far four wrestlers have come out and one wrestler and one sidekick are dead.
update: of the 30 wrestlers in the ‘92 rumble, 4 wrestlers and 1 sidekick are dead now, one or two are still actively wrestling in the wwe, and 3 are retired and make appearances. the others either wrestle on...
oops
i just scalped my husband…note to self: #4 is too short. oh well, at least hi hair grows quite fast!
“you’re like carrie when she gained all that baby weight, and i’m...”
– my husband, trying to describe that i’m slightly better than him on the hotness scale
i think jill biden should fire her stylist…who puts hooker boots on the wife of the vp on inaguration day?
“the peanut people still look good”
– mom, referring to the carters during the inagurational file-in
fun with mom
mom: I have two roasted chickens I bought Friday cause I thought I would make gumbo this weekend and didn’t I’m trying to think of something else I could do with them besides just eat the meat me: um…shelac them as bookends?
Really Kids? Really? →
how are we supposed to trust weatherpeople if every channel has a different forecast?
“i can see it because i feel the same about both of you.”
– my husband when referring to me and giada delaurentiis
to snow or not to snow
i was hoping for a snow day, just because the local professional ballet company is offering free classes, and i’d much rather be there than at my normal job…i woke up to green grass and grey skies…bummer. but then my local news says the snow we were supposed to get this morning is coming later in the day, while the weather channel says no snow till later in the week, if any at...
Potentially Embarrassing Question: What was your...
mine was whitney houston…i guess we were meant to be…
thejerkstore:
Hammer, with Boyz II Men and TLC, in 1992. I had soul for a chubby little white kid.
bobbybigwheel:
METALLICA! Hartford Civic Center! 1997! It was also the first time I ever smelled pot.
somesensicalnonsense:
The flaming lips w/ ween and sonic youth.
bringtheruckuss:
dddanielle:
imitationissuicide:
...
why is it so much less fun to take down the christmas decorations than to put them up?
so the hdmi cable really does make a difference…
Fun with tech support
so i was just chatting with hp tech support for almost an hour…and he couldn’t get past the fact that i had already done the troubleshooting and driver-finding that goes along with the problem i was having. during that time i decided to re-try something my friend told me to do, and it worked. i just ended the chat without another word. thanks for nothing, hp.
“Some of few Notebook shipped with different Hardware components.”
– more tech support…wtf?
“Let me know from where do you installed the drivers?”
– fun with tech support
Brits introduce "Cajun squirrel flavoured crisps"... →
(via cajunboy)
this doesn’t sound tempting at all—not even to a cajun…
ew.
YAY NOLA!! →
“my mommy and daddy don’t live together now because they got mad and...”
– one of my students…three year old children may not know how to speak correctly, but they sure do know how to gossip!
i must admit i love when tiny perfect snowflakes land on my windshield. i love it even more when it’s cold enough that they don’t immediately melt.
As much as i love my family and friends on the bayou, i am so glad to be in my own bed.
“Well, its early enough that we can go to Big Al’s now and eat crabs with...”
– My husband upon leaving our dinner date with an old friend at LaCasa (even though its not Tuesday night).
GEAUX TIGERS!!