December 2008
thejerkstore:
I love my in-laws. They’re great. I couldn’t have asked to marry into a better family. But I have one issue with them: They don’t refrigerate condiments after opening them. (Except for mayo and ranch). On the other hand, I come from a stock of people who refrigerates everything, under the ‘better safe than sorry’ premise. While I know that there is probably nothing wrong with keeping...
“Tuesday is when you go to LaCasa”
I'm now one of those people who works out on the...
The yoga was fun, but apparently my balance sucks (don’t tell my bosses! how can a dance teacher have terrible balance?!). I haven’t done the aerobic part yet, but the strength training is ok. What I like most about it is the tracking of my progress… but I still feel like an idiot.
Merry F-ing Christmas
I don’t know what his ex-wife did, but this guy was pretty pissed off. After wishing “Merry Christmas” to his neighbors, he proceeded to kill eight people and himself on Christmas eve. Later, a bomb exploded in his car.
So this Santa is much scarier than the one I found a few days ago…
“I’m pretty sure those people just had a goat tied to their house.”
~my husband while driving in South Louisiana
Eight hours in a ditch. Five hours in a cheap motel. Back on our way home for Christmas.
We are stuck in a ditch on the side of an icy road. Help?
To the asshole who almost killed me and my dog...
You know what really helps when driving at high speeds toward non-moving objects? Brakes. I am so gald I saw you coming with enough time to move out of the way, but I really feel bad for that poor girl who needs a new car now that you have sandwiched her between your SUV and the pickup truck that was infront of her. I hope your insurance drops you.
Do me a favor and read this...
My boss at my retail job (that I keep for the great discount) asked me to do her a favor no less than fifty times thismorning in the 2 hours I was there before our first customer showed. Now these were not favors, per se, but things that an associate of my level should do. Why is it that whne bosses want underlings to do something they ask for favors, instead of saying “Hey, do...
nothing ever happens
Awww Love
It nice to know that my husband hopes I don’t die of “da woman canca.” Things like Rocky Balboa bring out the romantic in him.
Ouch.
Girl in one of my classes: “Miss Teacher, I got so mad at my brother this weekend that I flicked him in his weiner with a pencil!” *followed by sinister laughing*
Walkin in the Woods with my Paran