I promise I posted that Fowl Language comic before seeing that my friends had already reblogged it!
Well, at least the Bengals beat the dirty birds…
What You Crave vs What You Need
- Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
- Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
- Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
- Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
- Cookies: Freudian psychology.
- Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
- Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
- Ice: The sweet release of death.
I never thought I’d be saying this…
"Hook ‘em Horns!!"
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